That’s What Joolie Said 3

A collection of late night often Ambien-induced texts

Though the late-night texting from Joolie has almost completely come to an end, there is still the legacy of the texts left behind. Enjoy…

  • I really should wear hats. Did you ever see the ”Pet Psychic” episode where the psychic lady said the owners should put a hat and scarf on their llama, and it cured all the llama’s emotional problems (EPs)? Maybe a hat would cure all of my llama problems.
  • That’s gonna bruise.
  • Just saw that your cell listing is right above McKonkey’s. Code red. Too risky. Abandon mission.
  • What? You don’t think those Alabama hill people talking about getting probed by aliens is funny? What’s wrong with you?
  • Do not watch Today’s Oprah. I repeat, DO NOT WATCH TODAY’S OPRAH.
  • If I am ever charging into battle, I will be yelling “SPORK!!!”
  • I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere, and I draw it here:  bucket panties.
  • Do you have a scanner? I need to scan this photo of my dog’s cankles. Also, of his tankle (the chup on his back that folds over part of his tail). He’s so awesome.
  • I wish I had one of those amazing t-shirts with a wolf howling at the moon on it, only I’d want it to be a pug.
  • Remember when we decided to use only colored light bulbs in our house on Indian Street? That was a weird couple of days.
  • You know what I regret? Never learning to play the tuba. I think I would be kickass at tubaing.
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One Response to That’s What Joolie Said 3

  1. kristen says:

    Ah, AJ, I shall miss you! 🙂

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