- I’m surprised I even made it in today,
considering that I was up until 3:00 AM last night writing my manifesto.
- Did you hear the one about the horny squirrel?
- Team building MY ASS. You’re all going down.
- For this portion of my presentation, I will be
rapping. I am very very G.
- If you smelt it, you dealt it.
- Sorry I’m late. Hacking took way longer than I
- What should I have for lunch? Merlot or Pino
- And now we will move on to page 2 of this 107
page PowerPoint presentation.
- Oh man. You’ll have to excuse me. I just got
back from therapy and turns out I’m kind of homicidal.
- Do you think I’m sexy?
- Does my butt look big in these khakis?
- This is where you applaud, people.
- Excuse me while I enjoy my kimchee in this tiny
- That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in
all my life. I don’t know how you have the brain power to breathe. Sir.
- I am SO FULL. Excuse me while I unbuckle my belt.
- I’m sorry, but I simply cannot take on that
project. It will cut into my sitting in front of the TV eating tortilla chips
and salsa time.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dear God, NOOOOOOOOOO!
- What will you give me if I can hit her head with
this pen from here?