Friends, family, cohorts, strangers, drivers of getaway cars, makers of popsicles, and other odds and ends, I need your help. Though you might not know this about me, I am one badass crafty mother… (shut your mouth). My next pursuit will be the timeless and grandma-like fine art of cross-stitching. But, what to stitch? Whatever gets the most votes in the comments below this post will be the winner.
Here is a list of potential cross-stitch phrases – and it goes without saying that there will be hearts and flowers and butterflies surrounding any one of these phrases in the finished product. So, which is the best one?
Note: I hijacked some of these phrases, but honey badger don’t care.
- I heart space rocks
- No speaka the yap yap
- The cake is a liar
- Feels good to be a gangsta
- I hate fun
- Let’s talk about my feelings
- Unstable and irritable
- You had me at health insurance
- You are a smelly pirate hooker
- Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island
- Weak sauce
- Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you asshole
- Hot Bananas
- Making stuff happen since 1974
- Booo fucking hooo
- I shaved my legs for this?
- Beauty is but a light switch away
- I would rather not.
- Be nice or leave