WIN A TOOLIES CALENDAR! All you have to do is post a link to https://toolies.wordpress.com/ on Facebook and you’re entered. The second and third place winners will receive a picture of themselves as a Toolie.
- You might ask yourself, “Why bother?” Easy. Because you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
- You might tell yourself, “But Toolies isn’t that funny.” Our response: SO WHAT. It’s better than NOT having a Toolies calendar or a drawing of yourself as a Toolie.
- You might think, “I have no idea what they’re going to put on that blog, and what if it’s offensive?” We say SUCK IT UP. You’re a fucking grown up.
- You might figure, “Who uses a paper calendar anymore? I keep track online.” To which we say, stop being such a dick.
In short, untold Toolies riches await you, and all you have to do is post a link to https://toolies.wordpress.com/ on Facebook.
We love you,
Joolie and Roolie